Some words mean a lot more than they mean to.

- "I am not one of ze bottle. I sink I am a special one." - Jose Mourinho

- "May your problems be solvable." - Martin Davis, Computability and Unsolvability

- "If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox." — Christopher Hitchens

- "No, no, Minister! Corruption could never be government policy. That is unthinkable! Only government practice." - Sir Humphrey, Yes Minister

- "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently." - Calvin and Hobbes

- "We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." - Charles Kingsley

- "See you at the Gabba." - Tim Paine

- "Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" - Calvin and Hobbes

- "This does not f*****g slip now" - Steven Gerrard

- "They do now" - Ashley Cole

- "Knowledge only means complicity in guilt; ignorance has a certain dignity." - Sir Humphrey, Yes Minister

- "The imagination of nature is far, far greater than the imagination of man." - Richard Feynman